Love and all that.

Ok about my last post,NOT EVERYTHING I WROTE HAPPENED TO ME!Read properly guys.It's what happened AROUND ME.
I know it was absolutely disgusting,but not all my posts are gonna be that way.Hopefully;)

Anyhow,I was thinking.Yeah,I do that now and then.So,yeah,I was thinking about things in the past,the present and future AND also about some other random stuff.
It's fascinating how you get into a whole new world of your own when you start thinking, right?I mean, you start off with something small like,for example, what you've just had for lunch...you think,it could have been made better..Then probably,you think about this hotel where it is made better..The last time you went there was with this guy who didn't have anything on him and you had to pay the bill..Speaking of bills..blah blah...you get the point right?
So yeah,One thing lead to another and it got me thinking about love.

What the hell is "love"?Please,please define it for me.
Seriously.I mean here you think you've found your soulmate and you'll live happily ever after from now on only to find that the "love" is fading away..Going,going and gone!You break-up.
Love lasts forever.Or so they say.I say,Nothing lasts forever.Not even love.Especially,Not love.Is that what you think too?
Or is it just me?Thinking too much.Expecting too much??Maybe.

Anyway,I asked one of my friends who's been with this guy for around 3 years now.I asked her,"Don't you ever get bored of him?"
And she ,appearing a little taken aback and offended I suppose, replied,"The more time I spend with him, the more I seem to love him.I know that this is the guy I want to be with for the rest of my life.I'll do anything for him-even go against my parents' wishes to be with him".Sweet..Good luck to her.

I haven't found a guy who I feel that much for.U know,who means so much to me that I'd rather live with him than my parents.I mean,I know a lot of guys.And not just their names,I know them pretty well.
But I haven't found anyone who I can look at doe-eyed and think,"Yes!This is the guy I want to be with and nobody else".

After all there are so many fishes in the sea.Why settle for one?;):D
Scary thoughts coming from a girl eh?I've been told this is how most guys think.Maybe I wasn't meant to be born a girl.
Speaking of which my thoughts drift away to this serial called "Bhaskar Bharti" on Sony.(Mon-fri 9 pm.)It's about this guy who overnight turns into a girl..Sounds interesting?I know.I was expecting a lot from the serial when the promos were on air.Now after about a month,I'm bored.It's starting to become just another serial.

See?This is what I'm talking about,after a point,everything seems boring.And now I shall stop boring you and come back later.
Till then.Keep waiting.Or not.

My first post :)

It's been a while since I first created this blog.
Should've posted something right then,but couldn't because I didn't have a "proper" topic.Not that what I will be writing is proper in any sense.
Just thought I should start today no matter what.

So there I was,thinking about all the grossest things I've heard, read, done in life as a kid and thought,ok,this could be something I could write about.So here it is,

Tada! My first post! Tell me how it was..I'm sure you will :D

Disclaimer:
What follows is absolutely disgusting.Revolting really.So don't accuse me of not warning you beforehand.
You can't sue me for what happens to you next.

Getting to the actual post,.
This has been written with the sole intention of making you sick today.
So here goes,
The top 5 nauseating things that happened around/to me:

Number 5:
Eating chalk. Ok this is not all that uncommon,I know of so many people who've done it.I have too.But thinking of it now,Eww!

Number 4:
This one is gross and weird:
Brushing your teeth and then collecting the foam you've spit out from the basin(with the same brush)to see if it'll cover your entire toothbrush.No points for guessing who did that.
Don't hate me.I was a kid!

Number 3:
Peeing in a mug to measure how much was actually inside.

Number 2:
Shitting in your own pants. The problems of having a single toilet,I say.It probably was occupied and this guy had too much to eat the day before.
You know what would've been even worse?
Imagine having to wash those pants with everything on.

Aaannd,
Number 1:
*This one tops it all.I swear to you this person exists!
Smearing your own pee all over your body because it has "therapeutic" properties.
AND taking a sip of it now and then.Can't decide which is worse.

Actually we have two contenders vying for the top spot. It's upto you to decide which is more repulsive.

The toilet scene in trainspotting. I literally clamped my mouth in order not to puke! Don't believe me?Watch and decide.

You wanna add to the list?
Go ahead.Make my day.