Old is gold

From the number of couples I see around, looks like old men are in demand. Lots of cases, the guy's 45 and the wife's 25.. I wonder how they connect.
"When I was your age...."
"But this is how it is nowadays.."
would be a part of so many conversations.
I honestly can't think of anything appealing enough, but on second thoughts, some of the possibilities could be:

1. Maturity. Girls tend to mature much earlier than boys. So if you are looking for someone who you can look upto for advice/ solutions you'd have to marry an older guy. If you've aged too soon, then the 45 year old would seem like the right one for you.
2. Stability: Someone old would already have settled down and is well past the early struggles in life. Work/marriage(s)/kid(s): been there done that. So if you like your husband ready-to-go, then tada!
3. Looks: Men tend to look better as they age. So, could be, maybe it was the looks.
4. Good in bed: Yeah. All that. Is the best.
5. Money: For the lazy (l)asses in search of self-made gold-mines.

Why a man would want a much younger wife:

1. Easy(!) to comprehend(?).
2. Caring: Here's, your medication, dentures and walking stick, hon.
3. Low maintenance. Happy with flowers, bags, shoes. By the time comes to buy the rest, he'd probably be dead.
4. Get to be the boss: I have seen far many seasons than you. Trust me, I know better.
5. No wrinkles or stretch marks.

As long as you're happy.
Young or old,
White or black,
Whatever floats your boat.

Aaaand...the continuation!!

And just when I thought it was the most boring day ever, the night was the best ever! Watched Inception - (my second time) and again got the same feeling of heavy-headedness that I had got the first time. Dude, that movie keeps you glued to the screen and makes you use up so much of your brain! I actually had a head-ache! 
Either that, or it can put you to sleep. :) (I'm not joking, I actually saw a couple of them sleeping on each other! Don't know how they slept through such an epic movie though!) 

Anyway, so after the movie, I was invited to this awesome party where all the guys got drunk as hell and started dancing to anything and everything. Super funny it was. And then us girls joined in to the dance. It was so much fun! Danced till like 2 am until I was tired. And pissed at a drunk guy actually. He hit me twice for no reason! WTF! Actually I think he wanted to touch me one way or the other(Eww! I know!) These men think getting drunk gives them the license to do anything they want to! Bah. On the other hand, it was cute to see P and K trying to flirt with me. Haha. Usually they act like they don't care, but since they were drunk, it was different. Reminded me of Kutrapalli from The big bang theory ;)
I actually had a crush on P, but now that I know he likes me too, he's become just another guy. :P
So after all that dancing, plus the "hits", weariness set in and I left the place. Guys sober enough to drive, were sweet enough to pick us up and drop us home. But wait a min, I haven't reached home yet. The cops pulled us over on the way! The guy driving had taken a wrong turn AND he didn't have a license! The one who DID have a license wasn't driving! Call it good luck, or just a happy ending to my awesome second half of the day, the cops were kind enough to let us go with just a verbal warning.Being sober helped too... So yay to being sober! 

All in all a day with all it's balances.  It actually made me realize that everything comes in equal amounts. Yin-yang. Male-female. Love-hate. Day-night.....

So the next time you feel low about something, fret not, because a bright new day is right around the corner. :)

My first post :)

It's been a while since I first created this blog.
Should've posted something right then,but couldn't because I didn't have a "proper" topic.Not that what I will be writing is proper in any sense.
Just thought I should start today no matter what.

So there I was,thinking about all the grossest things I've heard, read, done in life as a kid and thought,ok,this could be something I could write about.So here it is,

Tada! My first post! Tell me how it was..I'm sure you will :D

Disclaimer:
What follows is absolutely disgusting.Revolting really.So don't accuse me of not warning you beforehand.
You can't sue me for what happens to you next.

Getting to the actual post,.
This has been written with the sole intention of making you sick today.
So here goes,
The top 5 nauseating things that happened around/to me:

Number 5:
Eating chalk. Ok this is not all that uncommon,I know of so many people who've done it.I have too.But thinking of it now,Eww!

Number 4:
This one is gross and weird:
Brushing your teeth and then collecting the foam you've spit out from the basin(with the same brush)to see if it'll cover your entire toothbrush.No points for guessing who did that.
Don't hate me.I was a kid!

Number 3:
Peeing in a mug to measure how much was actually inside.

Number 2:
Shitting in your own pants. The problems of having a single toilet,I say.It probably was occupied and this guy had too much to eat the day before.
You know what would've been even worse?
Imagine having to wash those pants with everything on.

Aaannd,
Number 1:
*This one tops it all.I swear to you this person exists!
Smearing your own pee all over your body because it has "therapeutic" properties.
AND taking a sip of it now and then.Can't decide which is worse.

Actually we have two contenders vying for the top spot. It's upto you to decide which is more repulsive.

The toilet scene in trainspotting. I literally clamped my mouth in order not to puke! Don't believe me?Watch and decide.

You wanna add to the list?
Go ahead.Make my day.