Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Old is gold

From the number of couples I see around, looks like old men are in demand. Lots of cases, the guy's 45 and the wife's 25.. I wonder how they connect.
"When I was your age...."
"But this is how it is nowadays.."
would be a part of so many conversations.
I honestly can't think of anything appealing enough, but on second thoughts, some of the possibilities could be:

1. Maturity. Girls tend to mature much earlier than boys. So if you are looking for someone who you can look upto for advice/ solutions you'd have to marry an older guy. If you've aged too soon, then the 45 year old would seem like the right one for you.
2. Stability: Someone old would already have settled down and is well past the early struggles in life. Work/marriage(s)/kid(s): been there done that. So if you like your husband ready-to-go, then tada!
3. Looks: Men tend to look better as they age. So, could be, maybe it was the looks.
4. Good in bed: Yeah. All that. Is the best.
5. Money: For the lazy (l)asses in search of self-made gold-mines.

Why a man would want a much younger wife:

1. Easy(!) to comprehend(?).
2. Caring: Here's, your medication, dentures and walking stick, hon.
3. Low maintenance. Happy with flowers, bags, shoes. By the time comes to buy the rest, he'd probably be dead.
4. Get to be the boss: I have seen far many seasons than you. Trust me, I know better.
5. No wrinkles or stretch marks.

As long as you're happy.
Young or old,
White or black,
Whatever floats your boat.

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