It's been a while since I first created this blog.
Should've posted something right then,but couldn't because I didn't have a "proper" topic.Not that what I will be writing is proper in any sense.
Just thought I should start today no matter what.
So there I was,thinking about all the grossest things I've heard, read, done in life as a kid and thought,ok,this could be something I could write about.So here it is,
Tada! My first post! Tell me how it was..I'm sure you will :D
Disclaimer:
What follows is absolutely disgusting.Revolting really.So don't accuse me of not warning you beforehand.
You can't sue me for what happens to you next.
Getting to the actual post,.
This has been written with the sole intention of making you sick today.
So here goes,
The top 5 nauseating things that happened around/to me:
Number 5:
Eating chalk. Ok this is not all that uncommon,I know of so many people who've done it.I have too.But thinking of it now,Eww!
Number 4:
This one is gross and weird:
Brushing your teeth and then collecting the foam you've spit out from the basin(with the same brush)to see if it'll cover your entire toothbrush.No points for guessing who did that.
Don't hate me.I was a kid!
Number 3:
Peeing in a mug to measure how much was actually inside.
Number 2:
Shitting in your own pants. The problems of having a single toilet,I say.It probably was occupied and this guy had too much to eat the day before.
You know what would've been even worse?
Imagine having to wash those pants with everything on.
Aaannd,
Number 1:
*This one tops it all.I swear to you this person exists!
Smearing your own pee all over your body because it has "therapeutic" properties.
AND taking a sip of it now and then.Can't decide which is worse.
Actually we have two contenders vying for the top spot. It's upto you to decide which is more repulsive.
The toilet scene in trainspotting. I literally clamped my mouth in order not to puke! Don't believe me?Watch and decide.
You wanna add to the list?
Go ahead.Make my day.
Should've posted something right then,but couldn't because I didn't have a "proper" topic.Not that what I will be writing is proper in any sense.
Just thought I should start today no matter what.
So there I was,thinking about all the grossest things I've heard, read, done in life as a kid and thought,ok,this could be something I could write about.So here it is,
Tada! My first post! Tell me how it was..I'm sure you will :D
Disclaimer:
What follows is absolutely disgusting.Revolting really.So don't accuse me of not warning you beforehand.
You can't sue me for what happens to you next.
Getting to the actual post,.
This has been written with the sole intention of making you sick today.
So here goes,
The top 5 nauseating things that happened around/to me:
Number 5:
Eating chalk. Ok this is not all that uncommon,I know of so many people who've done it.I have too.But thinking of it now,Eww!
Number 4:
This one is gross and weird:
Brushing your teeth and then collecting the foam you've spit out from the basin(with the same brush)to see if it'll cover your entire toothbrush.No points for guessing who did that.
Don't hate me.I was a kid!
Number 3:
Peeing in a mug to measure how much was actually inside.
Number 2:
Shitting in your own pants. The problems of having a single toilet,I say.It probably was occupied and this guy had too much to eat the day before.
You know what would've been even worse?
Imagine having to wash those pants with everything on.
Aaannd,
Number 1:
*This one tops it all.I swear to you this person exists!
Smearing your own pee all over your body because it has "therapeutic" properties.
AND taking a sip of it now and then.Can't decide which is worse.
Actually we have two contenders vying for the top spot. It's upto you to decide which is more repulsive.
The toilet scene in trainspotting. I literally clamped my mouth in order not to puke! Don't believe me?Watch and decide.
You wanna add to the list?
Go ahead.Make my day.
2 comments:
ur sick fatty!!!!!!!!
You are on the way to your office on a rainy day. You step on a well arranged 'n' decorated human shit. It flowers well to grab your new pants.
You take auto back to your home. You try to pour some water to avoid scenting of the room. The process makes you puke in your shoes(literally).
You empty your bowel and stomach before you venture into cleaning the mess...
Just a teaser...
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