It all started with a toilet seat that was left up. A toilet seat left up, In a woman's bathroom. Can only mean two things. Some guy used OUR toilet. Or there is a man among us! :O As improbable as that might sound, think about this. We've all seen cross-dressers or transexuals at some point on a subway metro bus, haven't we? Sometimes the line is blurred. Maybe it is made up. Maybe it is not. Remember Hangover2?
What if god intended to make you a girl, but changed his mind later? So your heart is that of a woman but the rest is a guy!
You decide to take matters into your own hands. Plus, There are doctors who help with that. It's a long slow procedure but it sure is possible. You fit all the parts with customized ones. The change is gradual and there is that awkward phase where you're in no mans land. You could be anyone.
So I start looking for potential women who fit the bill. The wolf in sheep's clothing.
The hero among the heroines.
After some trial and errors I zeroed in one figure. Ahha! Gotcha lady(?)! So i happened to be using the restroom the same time the wolf was using it. I chithatted about the weather and stuff and waited for her to leave. (Too much snooping around, no? )Then I went back to the one she had used. And the seat cover was not up!!
Psssh.
And so my search for the hero continues.
Of course it'd be easier to just change the assumption that it was the cleaning guy who had decided to use the lady's toilet while he was at it, but hey what is life worth without some futile detective work?
You can say a lot more, it's ok ;)
What if god intended to make you a girl, but changed his mind later? So your heart is that of a woman but the rest is a guy!
You decide to take matters into your own hands. Plus, There are doctors who help with that. It's a long slow procedure but it sure is possible. You fit all the parts with customized ones. The change is gradual and there is that awkward phase where you're in no mans land. You could be anyone.
So I start looking for potential women who fit the bill. The wolf in sheep's clothing.
The hero among the heroines.
After some trial and errors I zeroed in one figure. Ahha! Gotcha lady(?)! So i happened to be using the restroom the same time the wolf was using it. I chithatted about the weather and stuff and waited for her to leave. (Too much snooping around, no? )Then I went back to the one she had used. And the seat cover was not up!!
Psssh.
And so my search for the hero continues.
Of course it'd be easier to just change the assumption that it was the cleaning guy who had decided to use the lady's toilet while he was at it, but hey what is life worth without some futile detective work?
You can say a lot more, it's ok ;)
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